sahi hai bidu

When you are not doing anything creative; may be you write mails to your friends which are non-sense. Sometime back, I had one such chain of mails with my friend. Today, while I was navigating through my mailbox , I saw this mail after a long time and I could not stop my laugh. I thought I should put it on my blog....There are 3 characters in the conversation:- me, my friend Radheshyam and one more friend Moti. It all started with Moti's mail, complaining that nobody is in touch with him....



-----Original Message-----
From: TEWARI RADHESHYAM
Sent: Tuesday, January 03, 2006 2:20 AM
Subject: sahi hai bhidu!!!!(bollywood reply )


"ye kya ho raha hai ? " moti tere ko ?

"hum(list ke sare log !) tumhare hain sanam ". "hamara dil aapke pass hai
". ye "dil ka rista" tutne wala nahi . keep in touch and don't say " hum
aapke hain kaon ?" nahi to " kutte chun chun ke marunga ! """

chal "main hun na ! " "tu sirf padai pe dhyan de bhai !"aur man thik nahi
lagta to bol ke dekh " aa ab laut chalen " apun sub log honge "nadiya
ke paar" .

chal " phir milenege".

"salam nameste "



-----Original Message-----
From: Tiwari, Satendra Sent: Tuesday, January 03, 2006 6:06 PM
To: 'TEWARI RADHESHYAM';
Subject: RE: sahi hai bhidu!!!!(bollywood reply )

My reply in hollywooooood style ;-)


"The Best Years of Our Lives" were "Rocky"
"Being There" I said "It's A Wonderful Life"
"A Night At The Opera"," Singin' In The Rain"
"The Sound of Music" lost in "City Lights"

:-(()



-----Original Message-----
From: TEWARI RADHESHYAM
Sent: Wednesday, January 04, 2006 6:05 AM
To: Tiwari, Satendra
Subject: RE: sahi hai bhidu!!!!(bollywood reply )

baba aapko to california me hona chahiye tha aap kahan jake base hue hain
....samjha aapko india ki bhi wat lagani hai .....bade saitan hain aap
.....achcha suniye,

baba naye saal me kuch nayi baat ho jaye ,
pyari si chun muniya ghar aa jaye.

bhejo neota aashirwad hum denge ,
hum to hum sath moti layenge .

chun muniya ki hath ki chai subko pilana ,

agle sawan moti ka bhi lagan ho jawe ,
moti ke ghar bhi koi lucy,roxy ya nancy aa jawe .

moti kahta sabse mitha apne desh ka pani ,
sabse nyara subse pyara moti hindustani .


-----Original Message-----
From: Tiwari, Satendra
Sent: Wednesday, January 04, 2006 1:02 PM
To: 'TEWARI
Subject: RE: sahi hai bhidu!!!!(bollywood reply )



California kya "chaand" par bhi jayenge
Har jagah apna ek chota sa ghar banayege :-)

(mere khayal se chaaand jyada ho gaya, okkk ;-) )

Haan moti ki shaadi to tab ho pawe
Jab who apne b**p ko mana pawe

Uske shaadi ki dua,
har somvar guruwar karenge
Chah yeh hai uski bibi ,
ke saath romance karenge ;-)

Rahi chun muniya ki baat,
Sapne mein aayi kal raat
Apne khyalon mein goom,
Kah gayi jaane kitne baat

Uske adhron par mushkan tha
Baton mein madhu pan tha
Bhramaron sa giton ka gunjan
Kadmon mein ajeeb sur taal tha.

Socha hai is saal chunmuniya ko
Apne ghar angan le aaynge
Pyar bharein kasme waadein
Aur chaand par ghar banayenge

(last line ke liye apun NASA se baat kar rela hai, baat hote hi tom logon ko
Batata hai. Moti space plane kharid le...samjha kya!)


Chalo bhai log apna apna kaam kar lo, me leaving for training. cya