Tuesday, November 28, 2006

The question remains....

Few days back, I got few thrilling quotes. I am just re-producing them.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

“ The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want?”
Freud

There are few more and I don't want to get victimized by the "them" by putting it here. I loved the last one the most and I believe this addresses the most intriguing question - "What does a woman want ?" .

I believe any androgen group member who is said to have testosterone and who boast his maleness is confounded by the above question “What does a women want?”. I believe that while creating the woman, God would have realized that man’s life should not be so easy; so, he gave the most difficult puzzle to man “What does a woman want?”. All the mathematicians and probability theorists tried their hands to solve the puzzle, but no one could solve it and come up with a definitive answer as the variance in the answer would range from 100% to 1000%. Finally, they gave up deciphering the estrogen group. Now, a disciple of God asked this question to God “After all my prayers and devotion, I wish that I want to know the answer of the most profound and difficult puzzle.” Hearing this God said, “I created the woman with the desire that she could not be understood by anyone. I used the most advanced stochastic theories in her cerebral system so that all her vital functions and acts would be probabilistic. But, after creation, I realized that accidentally I have lost the key to this problem. So, you see this problem would remain as the most mysterious. Sorry!.“ God further claimed that if anyone can solve this problem, he would be the luckiest male in testosterone group and would be promoted as God with immediate effect.